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Bad Luck Brian

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  Explanation for Those who Don't get Memes:  This is a meme template called "Bad Luck Brian". You see, this template expressed the frustration of having an expectation but not having that expectation fulfilled - attributed to 'bad luck' - or as Solomon tells us, 'Time and chance happen to all' (Ecclesiastes 9:11). Brian's church sings "This is the Feast" (CW21 938) as a song of celebration in the season of Easter. Brian realizes the feast of victory is Holy Communion. He expects then that since we're singing about it, we'd participate in it. But no! His congregation only communes twice a month, and it's an off-Sunday. Or maybe even Easter Sunday, where we don't serve communion as not to 'offend' the visitors. Which is kind of silly since the Bible doesn't talk about off-Sundays: The New Testament connects the Eucharist to weekly worship (Acts 2:42) and the pattern throughout the Old Testament is that feasting acco...

"He who sets his hand to the plow..."

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  Straight talk: Finding a healthy balance – FORWARD IN CHRIST What it boils down to is balancing trusting God’s power, promises, and ability to do “immeasurably more than all we ask or imagine” (Ephesians 3:20), while not putting him to the test, expecting blessings we have not historically seen, and being poor stewards of our God-given resources. The 100 in 10 program is not quite as ambitious as it appears to be, given on average we planted about five churches a year prior to the program. And the churches the 100 in 10 program have been planting are, to be frank, not very Lutheran in appearance - by and large strip mall churches with contemporary worship and the like - as promoted in various WELS Connections. It's probably less putting God to the test (Malachi 3:10) and more straying from fidelity to the faith our fathers have handed down to us by not instilling in our young men the desire for the excellent task (1 Timothy 3:1) and by building "Neighborhood Walmart's...

Control the crop. Control the narrative

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  Wisconsin Lutheran Seminary posted the first image; WELS, Inc.  posted the second.  Don't make me explain the meme .

Woke in the WELS: Preferred pronouns aren't (necessarily) a sin, actually.

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a savage  myth: busted. Preferred pronouns have been in the air. You might have noticed my Evangelical Admonition to Faithful Confession ; Dr. Koontz' podcast about  preferable pronouns  dropped shortly thereafter; followed up by a New Years article by yours truly:  But I speak of Christ and the Church , and then yet another Dr. Koontz episode expanding on the pronoun issue . All tied up into one tidy package by the Men who, indeed Understood the Times . A blessed convergence! God works in mysterious ways.  In my first article I was addressing three specific occurrences of WELS persons (all members of the WELS Committee on Identity, Gender, and Sexuality - a committee not listed on the WELS website, ostensibly for " OPSEC reasons" - but as a buddy of mine opined "they are probably more worried about the WELS backlash than the secular one") promoting the utilization of preferred pronouns as either being not-sin, or dismissing the question of pronou...

THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES

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  Men who Understood the Times: Do we have a Pronoun Hospitality Problem? The men were kind enough to link  to two  of my Substack articles and discuss the quote from August Pieper: “[T]here is no excuse for those who think it unnecessary to tell unbelievers about their sins right to their face and to condemn their ways with the written law, since the gospel alone is God’s power for salvation, and so it is enough to make these tidings known to the world. This opinion is not based on Scripture, but on their own wisdom. It is born of their fear of men and of the curse of the cross... Wanting to be silent about sin and win the impenitent only with the sweetness of the gospel amounts to denying God’s zeal and holiness and suppressing his threats. It amounts to hypocrisy, practicing spiritual quackery. It means leading the poor people to fleshly security instead of to faith and casting pearls before the swine. Under all circumstances the impenitent need the law, and only next,...

MLK was a baaaad man

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  A favorite of certain   pastors , MLC professors , MLK openly denied the divinity of Christ, the virgin birth, and his resurrection. He's a baaaad man .